Larsson of Sweden
Jaap Stam was closer to scoring a goal the other night than the ex-Glaswegian god.
Andy van der Meyde: why?
All hail Charisteas (as wondrous as Figo was laughable the other night).
There was a funny line in Mark's beloved Times
today about (his also beloved, I think?) Owen Hargreaves:
When Hargreaves stumbled to the ground on what had begun as a promising run late in the game against Portugal, it encapsulated why he is England's nearly man.